an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
And you know what’s really embarrassing? Leaving yours in the seat pocket when you get off the plane. Oh my god, you wouldn’t believe the trouble we had getting it back the last time that I did that. Peter’s still laughing.